Pastramania!Also, I've fallen in love with pastrami. I'm going to go make a sandwich now, provided we have pastrami left.
If not, I'll go to NYC and shake down some Jews.
"GIVE ME YOUR PASTRAMI!!! I NEED A DELICATESSEN!"
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Your Experience May VaryThe girl that you're so actively pursuing just happens to be heaven sent Brings a smile to my face even when I'm not in desperate need of it To the point where my cheeks have begun to ache She's a bucketful of joy on a daily basis if you know how to handle her And that heart of hers, though phenomenal, is cast in paper thin crystal She's very particular about who she shares it with,Your Experience May Vary
And I think I just got lucky cause I have gentle hands In fact, if you look closely enough there is a label on the back of her neck CAUTION: Subject will eat you alive. Your experience may vary
You let
by ~Seph-Kibagari
Law of the LionA letter to a demon-tongued lame-brained loud-mouthed morbidly obese white trash woman See also: mother of the woman I loveLaw of the Lion
Dear cunt, It has come to my realization that you've been opening your mouth a little too widely The words you speak have been travelling across the world to where I make my home And the knocking they make at my door has quickly become an aggravation So it is with an earful of annoyance and a penful of anger that I am writing you this letter
You've been stepping into the lion's den a little too much recently: Speaking where you should not be speaking, abusing
by ~Seph-Kibagari
Pavlov's DogI'm getting pretty fuckin' tired of the way you've been treating me; Dangling those delectable little morsels of joy in front of my face And then yanking them out from under my nose the moment that I decide I want a taste What you do is akin to taking a dish away from a dog with food issues And god damnit I think I'm gonna bite you next time you reach your hand down Cause no being can feed off dreams forever; and my stomach is empty So stop ringing that bell, Pavlov. I ain't gonna drool for you anymore.Pavlov's Dog
Just give me my damn food.
You've been doing this to me for years now, man Show
by ~Seph-Kibagari
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- Mar 9, 2009 Pastramania!
- Mar 8, 2009 Frail Grasp on the Big Picture
- Mar 6, 2009 Hm.. updating regularly? This is an issue...
- Mar 4, 2009 Aw, screw it, I'm not going anywhere.
- Mar 3, 2009 Have Travel; Where Are My Oranges?
- Feb 20, 2009 Have Oranges;Screw Traveling
- Oct 22, 2008 Meh
- Jul 29, 2008 Have Travel; Will Bananas
- Apr 8, 2008 Have Bananas; Will Travel
- Apr 5, 2008 Ring the bell, dog will drool
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- Current Residence: Spencer, MA
- Interests: Martial arts, poetry, writing, philosophy, psychology, people, videogames, politics, anime, babies.
- Favourite movie: Princess Mononoke, V for Vendetta
- Favourite band or musician: Def Leppard, Judas Priest, Flogging Molly, Johnny Cash, Nickelback. Anything rock/metal, really.
- Favourite genre of music: Rock, but I'll listen to anything.
- Favourite poet or writer: Ryk Mcintyre, Jon Wolf
- Operating System: OS X and Ubuntu Linux. Windows be gone!
- MP3 player of choice: Gah, I was given an iPod for christmas.
- Wallpaper of choice: A custom photograph of mine
- Skin of choice: Baby skin. Oh so soft.
- Favourite game: Final Fantasy VII
- Favourite gaming platform: Xbox 360 (Convert)
- Favourite cartoon character: Yukimura Sanada from Samurai Deeper Kyo
- Personal Quote: "And that's why the French don't wash." -Ryan Stiles as Lewis Kiniski
- Tools of the Trade: pen, paper, bad things, emotion, negative emotion, and more currently- LAPTOP
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